Morgoth the Wise

Morgoth the Wise was a Eurikan king during the Third Era notable for his particularly short temper. Of all of his anger-fueled outburts, Morgoth is most well known for a particular event where he was so infuriated by his court wizard that he cast a spell causing the man to explode. This tale further lives on in a short poem called "Goodness, Morgoth"

Goodness Morgoth,

He was only a man,

Goodness Morgoth,

Now his guts are in a trash can.

After that day, Morgoth was known as the king who did not take "no" for an answer and also as the one you should never piss off. There are other instances of Morgoth exploding those who angered him, including:
 * His son Malcom who refused the crown
 * Seven homeless folk who begged outside his garden
 * A Galic Ambassador, where later Morgoth said "I never liked Galics."
 * Another Galic Ambassador, where Morgoth said "I refuse to see another Galic. Enough."
 * The castle bard who messed up one note on a song he was playing for the king
 * Morgoth's second, third, and fifth wife. Possibly also the fourth but there were no remains to prove it.